Viraj Ghelani's Wedding Wisdom: Laughter, Love, and a Pinch of Sarcasm

December is just around the corner, and if you're getting married, here's a comedic gear-up from Viraj Ghelani: commence your wedding preparations ASAP—or you might end up with a venue that triples as a fish market!

1. Secure Your Vendors (Before They're Booked by Your Aunties)-

This is peak shaadi season, so book your venues, decorators, and choreographers before your aunties do! Nobody wants a Mehndi artist who thinks a peacock design is just a bunch of doodles. Act sooner, or you might be stuck with a venue that has more balloons than your bachpan ki birthday party!

2. Do the Planning Process (Especially the Dance-Off)-

You and your fiancé need to patch up for the ultimate sangeet showdown! Discuss who will lead the dance and whether Uncle Raj should be allowed to choreograph (he's definitely not the next Hrithik Roshan, trust us). Practice those moves, or risk looking like you're doing the “bhangra on a treadmill” while your friends are busy nailing the real thing!

3. Maintain Mental Balance (And Embrace the Chaos)-

Family gatherings will turn into full-on wedding planning sessions. Keep your sanity by laughing at your aunties' scandalous suggestions—yes, Auntie, we WILL have a live elephant for the baraat! Just remember: the more ladoos you serve, the less they'll care about the missing DJ or if the bride's chuda is the right color!

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So, take Viraj's hilarious advice and start your preparations now. May your December wedding be as vibrant and chaotic as a desi Bollywood movie, complete with dance-offs, delicious food, and loads of mazaak!

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