Saloni Gaur's Funny Take on Shaadi vs. Exams!

Saloni Gaur has done it again in a quite funny manner, delivering a hilarious sketch that every Indian student can relate to. It's the perfect tug-of-war between “Mama ki shaadi” and “Ma'am ka syllabus”. Loaded with desi humor and savage teacher comebacks, this one is a full-fledged laugh riot. Let's dive into the madness!

“Ma'am, It's My Uncle's Shaadi”-

Our hero confidently hands over a leave application, saying:

"Ma'am, it's my uncle's wedding."

But this is no ordinary ma'am. With the inspecting skills of an Indian mom, she claps back:

"Tere uncle ki shaadi toh pichle saal bhi hui thi!"

The student, unfazed, plays the ultimate desi trump card:

"Ma'am, mere paas 3 real uncles aur 4 cousin uncles hain."

Because in India, we don't count calories, but we definitely count relatives.

The Reel vs. Real Fight-

When Ma'am catches on to the student's shaadi priorities, she drops this fiery line:

"Tum shaadi mein jaake reels banao aur main yahaan tumhare exam papers banaongi?"

This line deserves an Oscar for perfectly summing up every teacher's shaadi-season frustration.

Student logic? Exams can wait. Teacher logic? “Unit test ke marks final exams mein lagte hain, samjhe?”

Out-of-Station Excuses: The Plot Thickens-

The student tries one last best trick:

"Ma'am, shaadi out of station hai."

But Ma'am's patience runs thinner than Delhi's winter smog:

"Toh wahan shaadi attend kar, school ka naam katwa, aur ghar baith!"

This savage comeback is straight from the Indian Teacher Handbook of Math.

“Bade Hoke Kya Banoge?”-

The best part? When Ma'am asks about the student's career aspirations:

"Bade hoke kya banoge?"

And the student drops the bomb:

"Bride, Ma'am."

Cue Ma'am's ultimate roast:

"Shaadi attend karo, badi hoke shaadi karlo. Bas yahi karna hai life mein!"

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Indian teachers deserve a stand-up special lol.

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Saloni Gaur proves yet again why she's the ultimate queen of relatable desi humor. Her sketches remind us of the unique madness that is Indian shaadi season meets school life. After all, “Shaadi toh hoti rahegi, par ma'am ka ghussa yaad rahega!”

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