"Flat Mile Na Mile, Clubhouse Zaroor Milega!": The Ultimate Indian Homebuyer Struggle

If you've ever booked a flat in India, you know the evergreen pain of “Sir, possession bas next month tak ho jayega!” But what if that next month turns into an endless tour of the clubhouse, gym, and swimming pool while your flat still remains a distant dream?

Sachin Awasthi's super funny take on this builder-buyer saga captures perfectly the typical desi real estate circus, where you ask for a possession but get a full guided tour of the clubhouse instead! Lol

• Buyer: "Flat kab milega?"
• Builder: "Sir, pool dekha? Gym ab full ready hai!"
• Buyer: "Bhai, ghar chahiye, dumbbells nahi!" lol

And just when you think that things can't get worse, you find out:

• Construction workers? Thay take a relaxing dip in the pool! haha
• Supervisor? Busy eating pickle (not pickleball, but just actual achar!)

The Desi Homebuyer's Never-Ending Pain

• Rental agreement is over, and ab rehne ka jugaad bhi khatam!
• Flat toh bas ek jhatke mein ready ho jata hai, sir!
• Bas tennis court ka ab kaam bacha hai...
• Par bola toh tha tennis court ready hai?
• Haan sir, soft tennis! Ab lawn tennis bhi chahiye na?

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Moral of the Story?

Indian builders can totally sell you dreams, gym memberships, and a clubhouse— but what about your flat? Baad mein dekhenge! Lol

If you're buying property in India, trust your gut, not the builder's “clubhouse is ready” drama!

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